Content-Type: text/html Cafe of Broken Dreams

Upload Your Map




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The map ${upload} has been uploaded, and is awaiting harsh critical review from our team of trayned admins.

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  • Upload only BSPs.
  • Be mindful of size, uploader is slow.
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Maps to be Tested

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Maps Awaiting Approval

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Alpha Test Tuesdays, a time of great highs and crushing lows. We take any unfinished map uploaded by anyone and run it through its rigors every Tuesday night. This is a good chance to get your map tested with 24 players all doing their damndest to call in question the map creators sexuality.

How does this work?

Step 1: Upload your map (over on the right)
Step 2: Show up Tuesday nights around 5pm PST. We try to do it the same time every week but it would be better to join steam group and wait for the announcement.
Step 3: Try not to get your spirits crushed as 23 other spoiled manchildren call your map both bad* and gay. (*gay)



What should I know?

While the Cafe normally employs an open-minded staff willing to stick it out through any particuarly bad maps, not every wayward vagabond knows what's going on Tuesday nights. Please take an extra ounce of patience and try to be kind when critiquing.



don't say this... say this!
"terrible lighting" "Over by BLU spawn it's too dark"
"this map isn't very fun" "The middle point is boring to fight around."
"WOW THIS MAP IS GAY" "Wow, I really dislike this map's look and I am certain it sucks dicks because it, along with its author, is gay."